Monday, January 04, 2010

The Court Jester...

...overstepping the bounds
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"His characteristic idiom suggests he is a 'natural' fool, not an artificial one, though his perceptiveness and wit show that he is far from being an idiot, however 'touched' he might be.
His folly could be regarded as the raving of a madman but was often deemed to be divinely inspired.
He holds up a mirror to make us aware of our times, mocking politicians and public figures of power and authority.
He served not simply to amuse but to criticize his masters, or mistresses, and their guests.
Jesters could also give bad news to the King that no one else would dare deliver."*
Perhaps this is my calling, Court Jester to the Evil Empire, but then again, there are so many of us...
...so many fools dancing to the tune of our masters while cautiously poking fun, as best we can, without provoking any fatal consequences.
Keep 'em laughing, keep 'em amused, but whatever you do, don't overstep the bounds...
Alas, when I get too near the edge, I can always change hats and revert to my cover as an artsy-craftsy garden gnome.
But not just yet, these are the cold dark days of winter and I'm still feeling a tad bit cranky...
;~o
(Stay tuned for 'Looking Back From The Future', Part 3)

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Monday, November 10, 2008

Chicken Thief Leaves A Calling Card???

Saturday Morning Excitement!
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There's a very agile young black labrador who lives somewhere nearby and gets loose almost every morning for a little romp around the neighborhood. He comes down our street to chase the Cottontail Rabbits who live across the road and I've seen him effortlessly jump our next door neighbors 4 foot fence. I'm sure the only reason he hasn't come into our yard is that Dallas always challenges him at the gate.
I know he's been interested in our chickens for some time because I've caught him casing the joint and trying to figure out how to get closer to them. So, I only let the chickens out in the main yard when I'm here, with Dallas, to keep an eye on things.
Well, Saturday morning, I let the birds out about 7:30 and went back in the house for a few moments, to do something or other, when our friend Meredith called with some questions about caring for her young hens.
Mer, and her partner Deb, have acreage on the outskirts of civilization at the east end of the valley, and, at the very moment that I was suggesting they should be observant---for coyotes, bobcats, stray dogs, or any other critters which might jump their fence (not to mention hawks) while their hens are out free-ranging---I looked out my own front window to see the escape-artist labrador running up the street, toward our house, with our little red banty-rooster, Boris, in his mouth!
Dallas ran to the fence to confront him as I was coming out the door, but the obviously jubilant dog just ran on by at full speed.
Sure enough, I looked all around, and the hens were contentedly hunting and pecking about the yard, but there was no sign of Boris.
I was feeling very badly for the little rooster, who, as a sickly chick near death, had been nursed back to health with a shot of vodka, and I was also wondering how I was going to tell Jordanne, the young lady who raised Boris and gave him the vodka cure. I had promised her he would have a good life! I was wondering too, how the dog got in and out of our yard without Dallas noticing, and why I didn't hear any commotion.
Just then, the lab came running back down the street, but I couldn't see if he still had the rooster until he got right in front of the house, and no, he no longer had Boris in his jaws.
Then, after I came out from behind some trees, I saw the reddish pile of animal lying lifelessly in the road, dead-center of our property. I was heading out to pick up the remains of my deceased rooster when I looked down, and there was Boris, standing right in front of me, whole, healthy, and all full of himself.
I ran back to the house, to grab my other glasses, then returned to the scene of the crime where I found the above-pictured Halloween wolf-mask heaped in the road.
That show-off dog had found this awesome looking mask somewhere and was carrying it, snout first, in his mouth so all I could see was the fake red fur, which, from a distance, with my reading glasses on, looked to be the same size and color as little Boris.
Needless to say, Peggy and I both had a good long chuckle over our little tragedy turned comedy, the Resurrection Of Boris, and that rascal lab with his delightful wolf-mask, which is now in our possession. Peggy was especially giddy (actually in tears) because I'm always teasing her about not being able to see without her glasses.
But, the would-be chicken thief has left his calling card, and I've taken his blunt warning seriously.
The chickens will not be in the front yard unless I'm out there with them!
I must admit though, that I'm learning to admire this little black lab who so aptly communicated his desire for some fresh chicken.
The honesty in his cleverness (whether intentional or otherwise) has somewhat endeared the wayward dog to me, but I'll be watching him very closely, Jordanne.
I guess this was our belated Trick or Treat!
~PEACE~

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Friday, March 07, 2008

Predatory Capitalism Is Nearing Its Ugly Peak While The American Corpocracy Runs Amok!




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I just had to share this spot-on hilarious lambasting of the perfectly ludicrous Bush Oiligarchy.

And please excuse the iPod advertisement at the end of the video, ironic confirmation that even a freely shared parody of capitalism must be contaminated by the quest for $$$$!

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Sunday, December 16, 2007

The Matterhorn...

...as it looked December 9th
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We're calling "Jim's mountain" The Matterhorn now! Click here to see the original post. But, to my credit, I did excavate a rambling little trail over & around one side of it so we can at least hike into in the yard now, without bushwacking through our stand of Oregon Grape.


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